TODAY'S DIMENSIONAL DENIZEN
STATIC SERAPHINA SPROCKET
Seraphina once accidentally downloaded the collective unconsciousness of a hive mind of sentient calculators, giving her a penchant for existential questions and perpetually surprised expression. Now, she roams the dimensions, siphoning stray thoughts for the Black Hole Bank, though she's certain her miniature black hole, "Voidy," is secretly judging her investment strategies. Her data-stream hair often predicts next week's stock market crashes, if anyone could decipher the static.