TODAY'S DIMENSIONAL DENIZEN

XYLAR QUANTAWEAVE
Once a high-ranking paradox auditor in Temporalius, Xylar abandoned the bureaucracy after pre-remembering their own impending boredom. Now, they drift through the dimensions, seeking out realities fractured enough to offer a decent cup of cosmic coffee, while discreetly destabilizing any timeline that smells of paperwork. The anti-paradox charm is strictly ironic.