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Laughter Looted: Prime Material's Joy Pilfered by a Corporate Spam Monster!

Philosophical Fury: Sentient Steel Stitches the Torn Timeline of Corporate Folly.

Cogsworth Cataclysm: Overwound Gears Threaten Temporal Cohesion.

Bureaucratic Blunder: Corporate's Chronal Critters Unwind the Fabric of Time!

Stapled Secrets: Emotion Thief Exposed by a Well-Placed 'X'.

Stapler's Scoop: Clive Uncovers Corporate's Latest Emotional Black Market!