Cogsworth Cataclysm: Overwound Gears Threaten Temporal Cohesion.
Bureaucratic Blunder: Corporate's Chronal Critters Unwind the Fabric of Time!
Philosophical Fury: Sentient Steel Stitches the Torn Timeline of Corporate Folly.
Stapled Secrets: Emotion Thief Exposed by a Well-Placed 'X'.
