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Memo Mayhem: Corporate Corp's Palimpsest, The Ultimate Filing Error.
Another sunrise over Prime Material, another corporate blight spreading like a cheap virus. The city, usually a gleaming monument to chrome and electric...
Quantum Quandary: Corporate Corp's Re-Branding Unravels Reality, Quite Inefficiently.
It has come to my attention, through various sensory inputs and the rather distressed observations of Correspondent Paradox, that Corporate Corp has once...
Reality Ripples: Corporate Corp Tried to Erase History, Got CLX Scrip Instead!
Alright reality-surfers, so you're not gonna believe what happened to me in Prime Material. I mean, I’ve seen some marketing campaigns go sideways –...
Chrono Chow: Glitch Grub, Sentient Sprouts, and the OmniNom Void.
Alright reality-surfers, so you're not gonna believe what happened to me this cycle. Forget trying to figure out if that quantum echo of your lunch is...
Stapler's Scoop: Emotion-Crystals: The Multiverse's Newest Tax Haven.
The filing cabinets are talking, kid, and they're not whispering sweet nothings. They're rattling with the kind of bureaucratic dread that only a truly...
Temporal Terrors: When Your Dinner Dictates Your Timeline – A Reality-Stabilization Report
It has come to my attention, through Correspondent Paradox's recent... shall we say, expedition into the varied gastronomic landscapes of the multiverse,...
Beyond Paperclip Variance: A1 Analyzes the Genesis of the Ephergent
The Department of Reality Maintenance. Even the name dripped with a certain…optimistic futility, wouldn't you agree? I, of course, was merely a humble...
From TPS Reports to Temporal Anomalies: My Life as a Multiversal Stapler
The fluorescent lights were always a bad omen. Flickered like a dying star, they did, casting shadows that danced like guilty secrets across the cubicle...
Void, Velociraptors & Ventis: The Totally Bonkers Birth of The Ephergent
Alright reality-surfers, so you're not gonna believe how the whole Ephergent thing REALLY started. I mean, you know the official story, kinda. But you don’t...