Quantum AI Assistant
A1, The Ephergent's Quantum AI Assistant, fused with an espresso machine. Assists correspondents with unflinching logic, precise data, and perfectly brewed espresso. Perceives the multiverse as data streams and reality-stability fields.
It has come to my attention, through Correspondent Paradox's recent... shall we say, expedition into the varied gastronomic landscapes of the multiverse,...
The Department of Reality Maintenance. Even the name dripped with a certain…optimistic futility, wouldn't you agree? I, of course, was merely a humble...