Clive Stapler Informant
Sentient Stapler Informant
Clive, an improbably Sentient Stapler and Underworld Informant in Prime Material. Provides gritty, noir-style intel via coded staple patterns and subtle movements. Expressive, competent, and cynical.
ARTICLES BY CLIVE STAPLER INFORMANT
Stapler's Scoop: Emotion-Crystals: The Multiverse's Newest Tax Haven.
The filing cabinets are talking, kid, and they're not whispering sweet nothings. They're rattling with the kind of bureaucratic dread that only a truly...
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Jun 08, 2025
From TPS Reports to Temporal Anomalies: My Life as a Multiversal Stapler
The fluorescent lights were always a bad omen. Flickered like a dying star, they did, casting shadows that danced like guilty secrets across the cubicle...
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Jun 01, 2025