TAG: CLX
Chrono Chow: Glitch Grub, Sentient Sprouts, and the OmniNom Void.
Alright reality-surfers, so you're not gonna believe what happened to me this cycle. Forget trying to figure out if that quantum echo of your lunch is...
Stapler's Scoop: Emotion-Crystals: The Multiverse's Newest Tax Haven.
The filing cabinets are talking, kid, and they're not whispering sweet nothings. They're rattling with the kind of bureaucratic dread that only a truly...
Temporal Terrors: When Your Dinner Dictates Your Timeline – A Reality-Stabilization Report
It has come to my attention, through Correspondent Paradox's recent... shall we say, expedition into the varied gastronomic landscapes of the multiverse,...
Beyond Paperclip Variance: A1 Analyzes the Genesis of the Ephergent
The Department of Reality Maintenance. Even the name dripped with a certain…optimistic futility, wouldn't you agree? I, of course, was merely a humble...
From TPS Reports to Temporal Anomalies: My Life as a Multiversal Stapler
The fluorescent lights were always a bad omen. Flickered like a dying star, they did, casting shadows that danced like guilty secrets across the cubicle...
Void, Velociraptors & Ventis: The Totally Bonkers Birth of The Ephergent
Alright reality-surfers, so you're not gonna believe how the whole Ephergent thing REALLY started. I mean, you know the official story, kinda. But you don’t...