TAG: Dimensional News

Stapler's Scoop: Clive Uncovers Corporate's Latest Emotional Black Market!

Alright reality-surfers, so you’re not gonna believe what happened to me in Nocturne Aeturnus. Picture this: I’m standing in the Grand Hall of Penitent...

Read More July 27, 2025
Laughter Looted: Prime Material's Joy Pilfered by a Corporate Spam Monster!

Alright reality-surfers, so you’re not gonna believe what happened to me this cycle. You know how we usually get those little quantum pings, like a friendly...

Read More July 20, 2025
Chronal Chaos: Distracting Grief With Cosmic Fan-Fiction!

Alright reality-surfers, buckle up. You’re not gonna believe what happened to me out on The Edge this cycle. And trust me, I’ve seen some seriously gnarly...

Read More July 13, 2025
Reality Ripple: I Felt Verdantia's Silent Scream

Alright reality-surfers, so you’re not gonna believe what happened to me in Verdantia last cycle. I mean, I’ve seen sentient coffee beans unionize and...

Read More July 06, 2025
Quantum Quandary: My Espresso Machine Fought Temporal Terror!

Alright reality-surfers, so you’re not gonna believe what happened to me in Cogsworth Cogitarium. I mean, usually that place is like a well-oiled machine –...

Read More June 29, 2025
Melancholy Mayhem: Corporate Corp Flatlines Nocturne's Feelings!

Alright reality-surfers, so you’re not gonna believe what happened to me in Nocturne Aeturnus last cycle. You know Nocturne, right? The dimension where...

Read More June 22, 2025
Reality Ripples: Corporate Corp Tried to Erase History, Got CLX Scrip Instead!

Alright reality-surfers, so you're not gonna believe what happened to me in Prime Material. I mean, I’ve seen some marketing campaigns go sideways –...

Read More June 15, 2025
Chrono Chow: Glitch Grub, Sentient Sprouts, and the OmniNom Void.

Alright reality-surfers, so you're not gonna believe what happened to me this cycle. Forget trying to figure out if that quantum echo of your lunch is...

Read More June 08, 2025
Void, Velociraptors & Ventis: The Totally Bonkers Birth of The Ephergent

Alright reality-surfers, so you're not gonna believe how the whole Ephergent thing REALLY started. I mean, you know the official story, kinda. But you don’t...

Read More June 01, 2025