Alright reality-surfers, so you’re not gonna believe what happened to me in Nocturne Aeturnus. Picture this: I’m standing in the Grand Hall of Penitent...
Alright reality-surfers, so you’re not gonna believe what happened to me this cycle. You know how we usually get those little quantum pings, like a friendly...
Alright reality-surfers, buckle up. You’re not gonna believe what happened to me out on The Edge this cycle. And trust me, I’ve seen some seriously gnarly...
Alright reality-surfers, so you’re not gonna believe what happened to me in Verdantia last cycle. I mean, I’ve seen sentient coffee beans unionize and...
Alright reality-surfers, so you’re not gonna believe what happened to me in Cogsworth Cogitarium. I mean, usually that place is like a well-oiled machine –...
Alright reality-surfers, so you’re not gonna believe what happened to me in Nocturne Aeturnus last cycle. You know Nocturne, right? The dimension where...
Alright reality-surfers, so you're not gonna believe what happened to me in Prime Material. I mean, I’ve seen some marketing campaigns go sideways –...
Alright reality-surfers, so you're not gonna believe what happened to me this cycle. Forget trying to figure out if that quantum echo of your lunch is...
Alright reality-surfers, so you're not gonna believe how the whole Ephergent thing REALLY started. I mean, you know the official story, kinda. But you don’t...